For a Birthday girl I'll never know.

Turning over the odometer on another year

how much mileage left in this carcass

how many loves, desires & delicious hangovers

before the endgame

to merely ask implys acceptance

and that is verboten

so have another drink and light another cigarette

kiss more boys and girls than is strictly necessary

taste regret as a post coital liqueur

swirled on the tounge and swallowed past the tonsils

with delight.



Whatever,

~Teddy~

Morning all!

As I was waiting for my blueberry muffins to finish baking, I discovered that there is sub-sub-genre of Metal that does covers of popular songs.

I'm sure everyone else knows about this but it's keeping me amused for the time being.

Sunday Morning Metal...it's a good thing.

A brilliant plan...

Timecode:.19.08.2008./10:15

Waking up with coffee, toast & jam.



Flatscreen window on the world...politics...entertainment...spam...boingboing...Buzz Aldrin (that asshole!)...the earth’s core is ‘sloshing’ and causing fluctuations in the magnetosphere that could destroy us all. Actually, I think it’s the beginning of the ‘polar flip’ during which we will have a few years of relatively lessened or absent gravitational pull (this is how they made the pyramids). It’s right there in the geologic record. Every 26,000 years he north & south poles switch polarity. This where the secret campaign to create a nation of obese americans comes into it’s own. With the citizens of europe and asia floating up around the ceiling fans, America will quickly conquer all foreign competition thanks to our specific gravity.