19 August 2008

A brilliant plan...


Timecode:.19.08.2008./10:15

Waking up with coffee, toast & jam.



Flatscreen window on the world...politics...entertainment...spam...boingboing...Buzz Aldrin (that asshole!)...the earth’s core is ‘sloshing’ and causing fluctuations in the magnetosphere that could destroy us all. Actually, I think it’s the beginning of the ‘polar flip’ during which we will have a few years of relatively lessened or absent gravitational pull (this is how they made the pyramids). It’s right there in the geologic record. Every 26,000 years he north & south poles switch polarity. This where the secret campaign to create a nation of obese americans comes into it’s own. With the citizens of europe and asia floating up around the ceiling fans, America will quickly conquer all foreign competition thanks to our specific gravity.

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